There is a band in Perth called Fingers. They wear coloured swim caps, claim to be from Indiana, Mississippi, and play what they describe as "angry synth cum pop goon rock." We have been unable to verify any of these claims.
The four-piece — consisting of a drummer who has been arrested on stage, a keyboardist who dresses as a bishop, a bassist who openly admits to motion sickness, and a guitarist who is a renowned pornstar — have been terrorising venues across Western Australia since emerging from what can only be described as the most deeply sexual and offensive corners of the music industry.
— Anonymous audience member
They have somehow convinced over 1,000 people to follow them on Instagram, secured a support slot with Playlunch on a regional tour, and appeared on a Genius lyrics breakdown for a song called "Ladyboys in Hanoi." Triple J has acknowledged their existence, which this reporter considers a grave editorial lapse.
